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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Lil tiddy supermarket goth girl sounds cute tbh, or maybe I just have a type.

Anyway, girls like this can be a real gem to find if you're a gooner. Their small fan base means if you're not a creep there's a chance of genuine interaction. She'll probably take request and if she likes you might even send you free content.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 week ago (4 children)

if you're a gooner

if you're not a creep

Good luck with that Venn diagram.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Would two circles on top of each other, but offset by 2 micrometers still count as a Venn diagram?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

There's a whole ... sliver of us! I may not even be speaking of the royal "we"!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Hence all the ifs. But hey, the competition isn't fierce! Put the slightest effort into being self-aware, respectful, and charming and you can easily get her attention.

[–] earphone843 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Not just one. Two of them!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Obviously quite the opposite, I'd say.