this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah, the little known Newtons 4th law of motion:

Public masturbator shall not be able to bust a nut under 1200 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Might be off by one zero. Or two.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Yeah. His empirical study might have involved just a one specimen who might not have been a genuine public masturbator.

For science, I guess.