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Ah, the little known Newtons 4th law of motion:
Public masturbator shall not be able to bust a nut under 1200 seconds.
Might be off by one zero. Or two.
Yeah. His empirical study might have involved just a one specimen who might not have been a genuine public masturbator.
For science, I guess.