this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm too sick to shower. I haven't washed myself in months.

It sucks. I stink. OOPs friends are too polite.

[โ€“] sugar_in_your_tea 7 points 12 hours ago

Bold of you to believe anon has friends. The "people" referred to cannot exist.