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Anon envies the boomers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (16 children)

Conan O'Brian meeting his wife:

https://people.com/tv/who-is-conan-obrien-liza-powel-obrien-wife/

"Then I left the room after this 20-minute conversation with only her. " After joking about having kids together during this initial conversation, the two exchanged information and began dating. In January 2002, the couple tied the knot.

So it happens, it just helps if you're tall and ginger.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (14 children)

Step 1) don't be ugly

Step 2) see step 1

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I mean, Conan O'Brien isn't exactly beautiful

[–] lka1988 2 points 2 days ago

Have you seen that hair though?

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