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[–] UniversalMonk -1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

what is he doing that I'm not

He's not being a fucking stoner for one thing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Eh, that one is a bad take.

Assuming that getting stoner supplies implies he’s a stoner and that if he is a stoner, that is the reason he’s unpartnered is as myopic as him assuming she’s not into video games and that he’s got her ‘whipped’.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Woah hey what did we ever do to you?!