this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2025
306 points (98.7% liked)

The Onion

5960 readers
207 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
306
Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine (theonion.com)
submitted 2 months ago by jballs to c/[email protected]
29 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everybody needs that humbling experince when you spar with someone thats an actual boxer and youre dying while they arent even paying attention.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I watched a old fat conservative man angrily yell at some teens at a strip mall and he got winded after yelling.