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Plastic straw makers celebrate 'happiest days' after Trump order (news.sky.com)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago

We're all such buffoons. McD's in my area changed to an all plastic cup with a flip-open top so we wouldn't need straws (so we can waste more plastic?!?!?) but for some fucked reason still always hands a plastic straw with the drink anyway, and hasn't changed back to paper cups, presumably because people complained.

Fuck off, humanity.