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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (5 children)

He used to be regarded as tony stark. Nah he is Justin Hammer. Steals ideas implements them shit and has no idea about anything

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I used to think he was the modern Thomas Edison, but it turns out he's actually the modern Thomas Edison.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Difference is, Edison had scientist that invented something useful. Elon, well...he came up with the idea of a shittier version for busses, trams and subways

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

That's so fucking clever, I love it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I get your point but I disagree. I think both Tony Stark and Justin Hammer are more competent than Elon.

Hammer was no where near as good as Tony but he did make some good stuff.

I would say he’s more like Obadiah Stane, an opportunist taking credit for others work.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

True. Atleast Hammer knew his weapons and could sell them alone

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Dont forget openly bragging about his wide berth of knowledge

[–] diemartin 4 points 23 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He is like tony stark in a timeline where Tony stark decided to join the terrorists instead of building the suit to escape. Oh and in this timeline Tony Starks brain has been rotted away by ketamine

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah. That is Hammer