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[–] iAmTheTot 109 points 5 days ago (8 children)

You can say shit on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Ow, my eyes! Censor your fucking shame, you damn poop-eating bastard child birthed from your mother's poopy asshole!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It’s opening a portal to hell.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Oh god.

Oh god no.

One of the demons got loose!

No! Don't ask him about his private jet!

Goddamnit.

Now we've got to reboot Buffy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A clean version that everyone can enjoy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Dear fucking God. How dare you post that disgusting filth. Get that fucking ifunny shit out of my meme

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Klear 3 points 4 days ago

Wouldn't even be surprised if they wore a cape.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You can say shit outside of the Internet too. Shit's crazy that way.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

POLICE!!!! THIS POST RIGHT HERE!!! THEY DID A NAUGHTY!!!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Sir this is a Christian Minecraft server

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I got a temporary suspension on that R-word site that shall not be named for using the word "retard" in the context of refrigerating bread to slow the development of mold and there was no way to contest it.

So, with that sort of shit going on all over the internets, I give folks a little grace these days when it comes to self-censorship.

[–] iAmTheTot 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well, frankly, I don't like the use of that word either. Shit isn't a slur. I place slurs in a very different category than curse words.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's a slur to say that refrigeration retards the growth of mold?

[–] iAmTheTot 7 points 4 days ago

No, sorry. It is early and I'm tired and I misread what you said.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Yes. Quit slurring

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But, it's a slur when it's used as a slur. When used to mean reduce, or slow, it's just a word.

Airbus planes is it, bread bakers use it, and it's perfectly inoffensive. Or, rather, it should be

[–] iAmTheTot 1 points 4 days ago

See the other reply chain.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

my instance censors it, im confused as fuck

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Oh man, I haven't seen candle Jack in a minu...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Based on current YT trends you can't actually say "shit" on the internet

[–] iAmTheTot 4 points 4 days ago

TIL YouTube is "the internet".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Won't get promoted by the content algorithm on most sites though