this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 87 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Potentially taking legal action?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’d definitely be pressing for criminal charges in that situation!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Putting something full of dangerous bacteria in the water supply isn’t just a prank. If someone put some food safe additive in there to make the water taste or smell bad it’d be less of an issue. (Still a jerk move, debatably.)

[–] [email protected] -5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Lemmy and recognizing when some is joking, a great "what if"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

Someone is joking in greentext of all places and they took it seriously lol.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

The threadiverse's median reading level is about 5th grade