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China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmen (www.thebeaverton.com)
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American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Can confirm. I was able get this handful of beans for only half a cow. Mom was mad at first, but then calmed down once she saw the cow was all right...