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[–] eestileib 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Of course this is being defended by somebody wearing a cross.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Call it an ancient torture device, and it all makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Call it a cult and it all makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I’m sorry but she looks like the platonic ideal of the headline. Betty Bowers, take some notes.