this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

Holy shit OP, you're underselling it with that pic.

I'm pretty creative at thinking on land use, no idea what to do with NINE linear acres.

Well, it's Louisiana, plenty easy to grow shit. Fence and forest it, hunk a bunch of chickens and rabbits out there? Sprinkle in a couple of tiny ponds? Setup a poker shack out in the woodsy area? The mind boggles.

"Honey? Can you grab some peppers out the garden?"

"Aw hell Mabel, those sonsofbitches are a half-mile deep and we ain't got 4-wheeler gas."

EDIT: Can't stop looking at this. 7680', 1.5 miles long and 58' wide. You would have to have a 4-wheeler to get any work done out there.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I want to know how this even got platted.

[–] litchralee 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think the other commenter comparing this to the Quebec/French system of land division has it right. From satellite view, you can see the distinct shape of narrow strip lots perpendicular to the flow of the Bayou Lafourche. In the distant past, waterway access then was the equivalent of truck access from the Interstate freeways today: paramount for getting goods to market.

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