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I don't know, but unlike God, you can pretty much see the sun most any day. So I think worshipping the thing you can see without needing any intervention is a better lifestyle.
All Praise The Sun! Praise The Sun!
I wish that were true. Rare are the days when it graces us over here with its presence.
Wherever you are must be one of the unlucky places and I'm sorry for that.
You can see it. It makes all life on Earth possible. Its warm radiance drives away the darkness and cold of night. It doesn't judge you or take away its light based on some arbitrary rules set down by a guy in a funny hat. It's a damn sight better than most of the dieties we've made up over the centuries.
Praise Sol!
The sun is the reason for life on esrth. We call the earth mother so the sun is our father!
Is the moon the weird uncle that is always peeping at us but we only catch them doing it at night?