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[–] festnt 42 points 3 days ago (3 children)

i love it when my burnt skinless finger starts spraying blood and my date squeezes it, giving me unmeasurable amounts of pain :3

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] festnt 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

but what if i run out of ammo during a paintnall game? i want to take off my glove and spray 'em :3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Lethal Company masked behavior

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think you can bleed out through a finger

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why not? Your body cant produce blood that fast. If it doesnt stop bleeding you can bleed out through any wound. Especially if you happen to have thin blood.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Fingers are small and peripheral.

[–] festnt 1 points 3 days ago

i was talking about the pain from squeezing the wounded finger. it's obviously the best thing to do in that situation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

i love ~~it when my burnt skinless finger starts spraying blood and~~ my date ~~squeezes it~~, giving me unmeasurable amounts of pain :3

[–] festnt 2 points 3 days ago

thanks for understanding what i was talking about :3

but seriously, i got 2 replies talking like i was doing anti-medicine propaganda or something

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] festnt 1 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love it when people who know nothing about medicine argue against the good medical practice of putting pressure on a bleeding wound :3

Stfu.

[–] festnt 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i love it when i talk sarcasticaly about liking pain and someone thinks it's anti-medicine propaganda :3

no u

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I love it when you imply that a neuro divergent person would need to be able to identify unlabeled sarcasm on the internet. :3

Nice ableism, bud.

[–] festnt 1 points 2 days ago

i love it when i explain a joke to someone who didnt understand it and get called ableist for it :3

and wdym by unlabeled sarcasm? i thought the ":3" was enough to show someone isn't being serious. like, seriously, we've been using ":3" to do that for this entire thread

also how was i even supposed to know you're neurodivergent?!?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Twisting my words and using red herrings won't make a point, it just shows your stupidity.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Take a chill pill bro this is a greentext thread, no reason to bring out the "this will make me look smart" book 😃

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Yeah the fact that you think that basic surface knowledge of fallacies "makes me look smart" doesn't give confidence about your intelligence, bud.