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Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him (gizmodo.com)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

yeah exactly, maybe he'll find something useful along the way. At least the rich have (hopefully) stopped their usual "youth restoring" rituals like bathing in infant blood

[–] [email protected] 2 points 58 minutes ago (1 children)

He injected himself with his sons blood....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 25 minutes ago

ah, nevermind