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Football club falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of his prosthetic penis (www.bbc.com)

submitted 20 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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On top of it all, he's also literally a fascist

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

He has to buy it back off the eagle. Eagle usually wants $22 but sometimes he can be talked down to $17.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

He took it home and washed it, now he can pee standing up again.

Honestly, he likes having a detachable pp.