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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Side effects may include:

spoiler3 inches of blood

Anorexia Nervosa

Cephalic Carnage

Fleshgod Apocalypse

Gorod

Ion Dissonance

Katatonia

Malevolent Creation

Malignancy

Mayhem

Mütiilation

Neurosis

Nocturnal Rites

Odious Mortem

Phobia

Severe Torture

Sickening Horror

Spawn of Possession

Vampire Moose

Vehemence

Viraemia

Visceral Bleeding

Vital Remains

Ask your doctor if Abilify is right for you. (Side note, fuck Abilify. It's the worst med I've ever taken by a huge margin)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

They are! Some of them even have good music (ouch, self jab). A lot of them fall squarely in the realm of non metalheads saying "this isn't music/this is just noise", a few of them are small scale bands, and a few of them are really iconic bands.

3 inches of Blood is very much the outlier genre-wise, it's power metal about DnD stuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I cannot believe I get to post this in the year of our lord 2025, but:

Relevant YTMND!

https://threeinchesofbloodsport.ytmnd.com/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

And a relevant song: The Great Hall of Feasting - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OU4-PDSjrQ

I think the cut is at the 2:50 ish mark, but it's tough to tell. Definitely in the 2:45-3:10 ish area though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Surprised to see you threw Anorexia Nervosa in there, I've never met anybody else who had listened to them, or even heard of em for that matter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Hell yeah, Anorexia Nervosa was one of my favorite bands for a long time. Good tunes. I grew up in a town with a comparatively big metal scene, so I was pretty blessed with a lot of metal that I would have otherwise never heard. Honestly I wasn't too sure that anyone would recognize anything from that list outside of Neurosis or a few others. Hell, I wouldn't recognize some of them if I didn't write the list, and it's all from my own music library.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fleshgod, Gorod, Katatonia, and Spawn of Possession immediately stood out to me, among the others, but I was legit just surprised to have seen an Anorexia Nervosa mention up there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Lol I feel the same about people mentioning Fleshgod. I know got pretty big fast, but the first time I heard of them was when they performed at the summer slaughter tour in 2011. I was there to see Black Dahlia Murder, but Fleshgod was very much the highlight of it for me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Tell your doctor that you want your insurance company to give us piles of money to fuck you up."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I swear, drug companies' modus operandi solely revolves around coming up with side effects so awful that the original problem just doesn't seem as bad by comparison, despite the meds not actually helping it in any way.

Abilify made me unable to even consider anything beyond sleeping and eating.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Typically depression and other mood stuff associated with bipolar.