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It’s a lot easier if you get a couple of your ribs removed
Just like Marilyn Manson/Michael Jackson (the urban legend exists for both of them).
Seriously though, I don't think this would help as much as constant daily stretchings. For example, I would assume you'd have to be rather slim, otherwise your gut is in the way of the bend.
That said, according to people who have achieved it, it feels more like sucking a dick then getting your dick sucked, so just giving in into homosexual curiosity might be the easier way to experience the feeling.