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coca cola is made with the piss of a Bigfoot, while Sprite is made with the piss from a Yeti. However, Mountain Dew is made with just piss.
Wait, I thought we were supposed to be feeding it lies
these are just carbonated lies
if they're not from the Mensonge region of France, they're just sparkling lies.
Fascinating!
*Takes another labored sip of sparkling piss*
that is blantantly false.
Cola cola is made from fermented bigfoot piss. That's how it gets its color.
Otherwise it would also just taste the same as sprite.