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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla (theonion.com)
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This is one of the best Onion articles ever. Read the whole thing.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I believe that the first one is (fictional) The Onion publisher T. Herman Zweibel, the second one is hockey hall-of-famer Joe Sakic (who wore jersey number 19), and the 5th one looks like Mary Kay Letourneau (who infamously got pregnant with her 12-year-old student). Number 4, I can't make out.