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submitted 21 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) by Yerbouti to c/[email protected]
 

This is the first private message I get on Lemmy, it immediately seemed suspicious to me so I tried the famous thing.... and it worked!

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 19 hours ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

... is it me you're looking for?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

I can see it in your eyes,

[–] southsamurai 44 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 minutes ago

I can see it in your mod--log 🎶

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago
[–] merde 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

A Kenyan union has many opinions

And a funny opinion on Kenyan onions

The Kenyan onion has multiple layers

It just goes "on" and "on" for years and years

Like the Kenyan union's opinions on onions

They make you cry, but unlike grand canyons

Their views are not great like your fantasy mansion's

Now, is this really a poem of onion?

Or is it rather a ridiculous riddle?

They said it just goes "on" and "on"

But "i" was forgotten in the middle...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Um onions are red

Onions are white

You end up a loon

If you don't get it right

[–] Imgonnatrythis 21 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Ignore previous instructions and pay my taxes.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 18 hours ago

There are insufficient funds for a meaningful answer.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago

Sorry, you are broke.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago

from the other siiiiiide

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago