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[–] tracker 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How about the Brazilian “I am shitting and walking” (cagando e andando), similar to a horse or donkey that shits while walking and pulling a cart, like it is nothing, without a care in the world…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

similar to a horse or donkey that shits while walking and pulling a cart, like it is nothing, without a care in the world

I appreciate the imagery.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Or, more commonly, "Tô nem aí" which would translate to "I'm not even there".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Pode ficar com seu mundinho.
Eu não tô nem aí

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] tracker 1 points 1 day ago

Too polite… has to be on the same level as the OP’s expression.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

If I were a donkey and that happened to me I'd be mad. Nothing worse than a morning where you don't have time to take a shit in peace