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Flowers on my dick and bees all around is so mysterious
It was all the buzz in those days!
Honey, stick around; I’ve got more where those came from.
Buzz off, we don't need you droning on.
Maybe it’s something more like “I dislike this situation”? Because I’d honestly be freaking out if my dick was covered in flowers and I was surrounded by bees. That’s how you get bees on your dick which seems objectively bad. I would give a fuck.
But bees are typically not aggressive unless you frighten them. It might even tickle a little.
I interpret it as "I don't give a fuck about it, and I'm so calm about it that I can literally have flowers on my dick and bees around it and I'll be safe, I'm a Buddha of fucking calmness about this situation, I'm one with nature and the planet".
You know, bees attack you only if you do some violent movements. I'm overthinking it, but I agree from the bunch it's the one that stands out. So poetic.