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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Show me another (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Throwing something at a person is battery, pretty much everywhere in the US.

You could also make an argument that it's "discharging bodily fluids" or some weird kind of "disturbing the peace" type of offense predicated just on disturbing other people around you, but it definitely would be battery.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

What if you throw a car battery at someone? Is that double battery?

[–] TopRamenBinLaden 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Battery^2^

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That's a AA battery

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Only if the battery is charged

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Are they discharged if it's not?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Infinite battery glitch found. Time to plug them into my controller.