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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A bunch of hair could get nicely cemented and sealed with cum

[–] zalgotext 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Some of the dorms at my university had to put up signs in the men's bathrooms warning people not to nut in the showers because of how often the clogged drains flooded people's rooms

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Printing off those signs and sticking them in the showers is a common student prank, so I wouldn't assume they were real.

[–] zalgotext 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The floods were definitely real

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

What better time for prank signs than right after a real flood?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

The reason not to nut in the shower is that you end up with hands like Spiderman.