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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (3 children)

See a couple my age out in public. Its this guy who is 6 inches tall and is being held in the palm of the hand of his gf. "What?" He squeaks. She looks down at him relentlessly with a big closed smile. "I'm just glad I met you."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

proceeds to squash him with her head

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

"Gimme some forehead baby"