this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe he has a sensitive ass.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe he thinks touching his butthole would make him gay and a bidet would force him to wipe.