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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There's been multiple reports showing that these flushable wipes are not actually flushable because they clog the drainage system down the line and do not degrade as normal toilet paper.

The proper less waste solution is a bidet ya filthy shit stained savages.

[–] stevedice 5 points 3 days ago

I will look into this and adjust my behaviour accordingly. Been meaning to get a bidet anyway.

[–] festnt 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

just have a trash can in the bathroom. idk why people are against doing that

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Anything, just anything else but to wash your bum.

[–] festnt 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you seriously prefer using your sink than cleaning yourself with a wet wipe?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ha, using the sink and scrubbing with the toothbrush.

You were joking, right? Right?

[–] festnt 0 points 3 days ago

of course

how else would you wash it if not with a toothbrush?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yum, a garbage can full of shit wipes.

[–] festnt 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

eating is not reccommended.

also youre supposed to put a bag so that its easier to take out without touching the shit. do you not know how garbage cans work or what? are they not used where you live? i'm genuinely curious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I’m Oscar the motherfucking grouch.