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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yum, a garbage can full of shit wipes.

[–] festnt 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

eating is not reccommended.

also youre supposed to put a bag so that its easier to take out without touching the shit. do you not know how garbage cans work or what? are they not used where you live? i'm genuinely curious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I’m Oscar the motherfucking grouch.