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[–] Rafael 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A shitty tip is when your partner didn't wipe before anal

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a gay bottom (gottom™), your partner should be doing more than wiping before anal

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Yes I know. It just doesn't really work with the joke when you explain that they need to also use a nozzle / douche to clean out from the inside.