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[–] reev 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A bidet is a miracle device, helps in any and all situations. Diarrhea? Solved. Constipation? Solved. Regular? Surprisingly, solved. Wanna do the front too? Can be a bit awkward but it's got you covered (in water, of course). Washing the throne? Solved. Basic calculus? Solved. Advanced calculus? Believe it or not, solved. Taxes? Avoided. Marriage counseling? Ever since I got my bidet my wife says my "stench is less appalling". Solved, baby. I even use it to water the garden and defend my house from intruders.

Cannot recommend enough.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys 1 points 8 hours ago

Thirsty? Solved!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

Neti pot? Solved!