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A couple of days ago I bought a pack of 4 veggie burgers, as is my routine. They are convenient and quite tasty but not as cheap as they used to be. So imagine my delight when, on opening it, I found not 4 but 5 veggie burgers inside. The grocery stores have spent years raising all their prices at the expense of us little people. Well, now is my moment, now they really screwed up. Ha! That fifth veggie burger is going to have the delicious taste of revenge.

Edit: They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This turns out not always to be true. If cooking from frozen you need to grill it for 10-12 minutes, turning halfway through.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Don't forget to thank the worker that made your revenge possible by slipping an extra patty in the pack!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I've been sat here for a minute saying "extra patty in the pack" "extra patty in the pack"

It's strangely satisfying

extra patty in the pack

[–] can 10 points 21 hours ago

a lil extra patty in the back

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