Mildly Infuriating

Meanwhile in America, in 1996 McDonalds had a regional burger that was quarter pounder meat. Meaning each patty is 1/4th a pound of meat before cooking. They put 8 of these patties and 7 middle buns, and 10 slices of cheese. They called it the "Big Mac Daddy". My mom called it "The Big Mac McHeart Attack"

Just to be clear, even in 1996, the Big Mac, while it was bigger than it is today, it was NEVER quarter pounder meat by default. It was always the same meat the standard cheeseburger would have, with 2 patties, and 1 middle bun. This thing was huge. The local news measured it. It was 7 inches tall. I was 13 at the time, but kinda dumb. I said "Imagine putting 7 inches of meat inside you....." and my sister, who's 11 years older than me, would not stop laughing. I didn't know why........now I know why, and I'm cringing all these years later. It's just as bad as when I was 7, and wouldn't eat my brocoli. When my mom asked why, I said I didn't like the texture burning on my tongue. She said "Brocoli isn't spicy." And I said "No, not spicy. It's more like a carpet burn on your tongue". And my mom was confused. I said "It's like when slide really really fast over the carpet, and your belly burns because you did it too fast.......well licking brocoli is like licking carpet. You get carpet burn"

And my sister would not stop laughing. Again, I didn't know why then, but now I'm cringing so hard. I'm sure my mom nor my sister would remember those things, but I remember it was maybe a week before thanksgiving 1993, and I also remember it was Saturday morning, because X-Men was playing on tv in the background, but it was on commercial. So this must have been between 11:00-11:30 on a Saturday in November.

Back on topic, my mom refused to let me buy the Big Mac Daddy. She said "YOU'RE NOT EATING THAT MUCH FAST FOOD AT ONCE! IT'S NOT HEALTHY!!!" And, while she wasn't wrong per se, she WAS still taking us to McDonalds......and when is that EVER healthy? So, she was right, but also.....was she really the one to stand on that point?

Wow, that's crazy! I actually worked at a Subway for a while, and we definitely had an "extra meat" button, but as long as the manager wasn't around, we could get away with lots of freebies. I think the only things that were actually inventoried, and therefore had to be paid for, were bread and drink cups.

This meant that we could go crazy with our shift sandwiches. As long as we rang in the "sandwich" part, the add ons didnt matter. We could have all the fountain soda we wanted in our own cups, but if we wanted a paper cup, we had to pay full price for the cup.

I also recall a story where someone's friend came in with a loaf of bread (French loaf or something from the grocery store next door, basically a mini party sub) in the evening, and the employee made them a free (giant) sandwich.

I remember a friend of mine once ordering a Double Triple Whopper and being annoyed that Burger King's definition of "double" is "with one extra patty". So he had to order a Double Double Double Triple Whopper to get the desired result.

They delivered the thing to our table together with a knife and fork. I guess ordering an unholy totem pole of meat like that gets you table service at a BK.

The other thing that was notable about it was that the three "Double"s only added three patties to the burger and nothing else. As a result this caricature of a burger was now 80% overcooked ground beef and extremely dry.

He ate half of it. We took the other half home, put it in the microwave and drowned it in ketchup, which greatly increased it's edibility. It still sucked, though.