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‘No way to prevent this,’ says only nation where this regularly happens (theonion.com)

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MADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Monday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,”

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

you know, one might almost think that if parents are the only thing keeping kids from murdering others, we should probably start having backup systems to keep kids from becoming murderers.