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[–] the_post_of_tom_joad 60 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

No lie, i did a cool line like this for real which isn't like me usually (I should mention im a dude probs)

On vacay near the French quarter, half-hammered and fully lost trying to get back to my hotel, a group of street kids crosses the street to get behind me. Maybe after a block of me playing it like I'm cool, this deep voice says from right behind me,

"i'm... gunna rape ya."

I whirled around and saw this guy leering down at me. Even if he weren't larger and younger than me, even if he didn't have half a dozen friends, I'm not tough. In the time i finished spinning i knew i wouldn't be winning any fights, but i surprised myself by asking

'Mouth or ass?... I just want to know what kind of night I'm having.'

He looked as surprised as i felt and laughed honestly.

You're alright, dude!

and everyone ~~clapped~~ just walked away chuckling, i found my hotel, and a fresh pair of underwear.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Based on my experiences with street punks around there they were probably just fucking with you.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Lol, I'm sure glad they were cuz I'm not a track guy either.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Ha! That's how you survive on the mean streets if you don't know how to fight.