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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)
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Because I'm sick of seeing the same trite "how is this satire" comments every time I post in this community, I've decided to start including the definition for everyone:

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But then how will we kill CEOs?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I read about this French invention that works pretty well. I've got the sharpener ready.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And just how are you supposed to kill a man with a baguette?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dwarf bread!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

absGeekNZ has begun a mysterious construction!