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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don’t want to start WWIII but even I and my fifty buttplugs were surprised to hear that WALMART was selling sex toys.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They're basically just disposable bullet style vibrators.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Disposable for when you get post nut clarity?

Wandering in Wallmart, you see the nice cheap disposable dildos and you remember that article you read about how overwhelming prostate orgasms and your curiosity gets the better of you and in the trolley it goes next to the ready meals, the grab bag of doritos and the six pack of beer. You're ready for the weekend.

Saturday evening rolls into night time and there's nothing on any of the channels. You watch a couple of instructional videos and then it's experimentation time.

Well, it's all quite mind blowing but you're really not sure that that was it, and now you have a dildo you don't want to look at so it goes in the bin and you're back to square one.

Five weeks later you're in Walmart looking for some ready meals and a six pack of beer for the weekend, and something catches your eye above the toothbrushes. Here we are again. The disposable dildos. Maybe you'll catch the wave this time. One more try, maybe?