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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

At first I was like "barbaric", but then I thought to myself that 6 dildos per person sounds abundant. I've decided to believe that they were about to fight an owner of 7 dildos and implemented that ban to reduce their power. Like "there are 7 of us and you have only 6 dildos what are you going to do" because the 7th dildo would be illegal.

And yes I know that the grounds of this ban are absurd and barbaric, I do wish hunger and pestilence upon those who voted it in, it's just that any discussion regarding it had to be hilarious. What are they trying to prevent by restricting the access to 7th dildo, gang wars?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's virtue signaling. It implies that anyone who would use a dildo (gays, immoral women who actually enjoy sex) are Godless degenerates that need to be controlled by the state before they go on a rampage through town with all of their dildos!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Or rather, anyone who would use 7 dildos - lets not bundle up with those degenerates the God loving Christians that fight to protect the purity and sanctity of Gods children that do happen to rail themselves with 6 dildos every night. I'd love to know what kind of science they used to calculate that 6 is fine in the eyes of their maker. If you strip away the context of those ghouls pushing slowly and successfuly for eradication of your personal freedom, and just look at the depicted scene as is, it's pretty wacky.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well obviously you have to use a different dildo for every day of the week, and no dildoing on Sunday.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Although the Bible states Sunday was when God rested, which is when he had enough spare time to break out the sex toys. "Grab the strap-on Mrs God! I'm not doing any more grunt work this week, just grunting." This message may be illegal in the state of Texas. And undress.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

isnt 6 supposed to be the devils number?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

This Handmaid's Tale prequel both sucks and blows. Luckily one obscene device will do both.