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ID: the top half of the image is set on a grey background. It says: "Stop buying your loved ones BORING gifts like: Severed Plant Genitals" next to a crossed out graphic of flowers, "Roasted Bean Bar" next to a crossed out graphic of a bar of chocolate, and "Shiny Rocks" next to a crossed out graphic of a diamond ring. There are also a couple of sad emojis.
The bottom half of the image is set on a bright sparkly background. It says: "Instead get them something they'll REALLY appreciate: Heat Death of the Universe" next to a graphic of the universe in flames with a green tick next to it, "Rift in Spacetime" next to a graphic of that rift with a green tick next to it, and finally "Cursed Knowledge" next to a graphic of an ancient looking book with a green tick next to it. There are also a couple of starry eyed emojis.
I mean flowers are always fun, especially for vegan friends:
I castrated a plant for you. Here's it's genitals; enjoy.
If that's what you give your vegan friends, I'm kinda scared about what you give to your meat-eating friends...
Prairie oysters.