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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The chicken was first and I'm willing to die on this hill

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, at one point the evolutionary predecesssor of the chicken must have laid a chicken egg. I respect your right to choose where you die though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly, I was just joking. For me this is more like the ship of Theseus showing that there is no such thing as a first chicken or a first egg.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Though eggs predate the chicken by several hundreds of million of years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's implied that it's about chicken eggs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Which came first:

  • A chicken or an egg
  • A chicken or the egg
  • The chicken or an egg
  • The chicken or the egg
  • The chicken or its egg ?

If the definite article is used then it should be clear from the physical or literal context eggsactly which chicken and which egg are the subjects. This makes the answer a simple matter of asking each for its birth certificate.

If the question has been taken out of context or misquoted - and is now meaningless - well that's just typical sloppy journalism.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

eggs existed long before chickens

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but eggs were a thing way before chickens

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Oh, an old earth evolutionist, I see. I know people like you