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IDK.

Today I was high as balls and my MAGA uncle wouldn't stfu about tariffs and how King Trump is going to save all the white babies from starvation this winter.

I couldn't take anymore so I shoved his face into the gravy bowl until the bubbles stopped.

Thankfully grammy came in and slapped me away and pulled his head out. sucked the gravy out of his esophagus with a Turkey baster and he started to breathe again.

weed man, it's a gateway drug to murderous rage. I'll be moving on to something safer like meth. I gotta find a new dealer though, I almost killed my last one with a bowl of gravy.

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