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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I don't think your corn growers would be very happy with that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck 'em. They'll survive on their many subsidies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Once they raise the global temperatures enough all of the Iowa corn farmers can just farm rice and sugar cane along the Iowa coastline.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I propose we lower Texas enough to flood the Great Plains and revive the Ordovician Sea.

[–] GhiLA 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or those of the pecan pie persuasion.

[–] anomnom 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Use golden syrup, sorghum or honey?

Admission: I can’t stand pecan pie because of it’s hyper-sweetness. Maybe less corn soup would help?

[–] GhiLA 1 points 3 weeks ago

I think the problem is pecan pie's entire existence depending on something terrible lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t think your corn growers would be very happy with that.

Whatever, they'll still vote Republican.