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[–] anomnom 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Use golden syrup, sorghum or honey?

Admission: I can’t stand pecan pie because of it’s hyper-sweetness. Maybe less corn soup would help?

[–] GhiLA 1 points 3 weeks ago

I think the problem is pecan pie's entire existence depending on something terrible lol