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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (6 children)

The only time Americans will use metric /s

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

A fuckton is 2000 fucking pounds. A fucktonne (note the spelling.. metric) is 1000 fucking kilograms.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Nah, that’s a « fuck-tonne »

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Metric fuckton has more punch though.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 1 points 1 month ago

What is that, 2016 pounds or 144 stone? British units make no sense...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Nah, Americans use metric for selling drugs at the very least.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also for gun calibers (is that the right word?)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Too true! ( Yep, that's the right word)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Drugs, not even ounce

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can't buy a cup of crack in the US?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Volumetric measurements aren't really good for drugs, the density of the drug may vary depending on quality, origin or manufacturer, in the case of crack and meth. Weight is always better, but then you measure with half, quarter, eighth and sixteenths of ounces. See, we do have to use fractions after all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I guess I have a lot to learn before launching my drug cartel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact, in America, a ton is 2000 pounds, which is slightly less than a metric ton. In America if you order a ton of bricks, you'd get less bricks than you would if you ordered it in France.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Damn shrinkflation