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Anon creates a business plan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But that means if I don't tip they'll think I thought the service wasn't excellent :(

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In the US, sure. But in Europe, a tip isn't expected, so any tip you give means "better than average service." As in, what tips should've been all along.

I have no problem giving tips, I have a problem with tips being expected.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

someone once told me tips where invented to skip the queue at the bar... and apparenty its also some witty acronym for that as well (the brits supposedly invented the concept and they famously like to play with their words)

edit: "To Insure Promptness", but apparently that's just a backronym that someone made later... damn, i enjoyed that factoid, never should've checked it xD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ensure would be the right word here, but tep doesn’t sound as nice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

haha now that you say it... maybe i didn't question it cos it involved money to ensure xD

[–] phlegmy 2 points 3 weeks ago

Just say it with a New Zealand accent