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I'm ace. All I want are cuddles and garlic bread. For some reason it's considered an ethics violation for therapists to cuddle with clients
Have you considered cuddling with garlic bread? Solves both problems at once!
The Onion: Florida ace autistic man is the first to marry full human size garlic bread waifu pillow. Red Bull is the official sponsor of the wedding.
Redbull doing everything except making drinks part 5000
Common misconception. Red Bull is more of a marketing company that sells its formula to manufacturing plants around the world. They mainly focus on advertising while the local manufacturing plants produce the product. Or maybe there are 2 heads would be a better statement.
I would totally buy a garlic bread dakimakura.
But how would you resist eating it?
You wouldn't.
Same. I need a cuddle buddy with whom I can commit crimes with.
Yes. You have to hire a different companion for professional cuddling, and thanks to our effed-up healthcare system, it's not covered by insurance.
I actually came across someone that offered that service once, they were working in the same co-working office as a colleague. They had flyers and everything.