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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How is it risky? Once I bribed two people within five minutes in Chicago to get on a flight I was late for. What did I risk?

[โ€“] sugar_in_your_tea 4 points 1 week ago

Yup, bribes aren't illegal unless it's to government employees. And even then, I think it's only illegal to accept bribes, with maybe an exception if you bribed someone to get away with a crime.

So yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with bribes, I just don't do it because screw that noise.