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Urinals should not exist. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Joker to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wait...i should probably see a doctor, reading all this.

I don't want to, i'm too busy trying to get other shit in order.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It may not be that bad! You may just have an opioid addiction that can leave certain muscles unresponsive, making urination take an absurdly long time. #kratomlife

But still, get checked. Everyone needs to feel that cold figure eventually. Better safe than cancer. My family are like lab rats and two men that lived saintly lives compared to me died of cancer of the Everything out of the blue. Having reached middle age, I'm afraid I'm built like that too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Prostate check is usually a blood test now. They apparently can just check for antigen levels.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You just made my year! Thanks.

[–] can 1 points 3 days ago

I don't want to, i'm too busy trying to get other shit in order.

As much as I can relate, there are some things I wish I'd checked even if everything else wasn't in order.