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The Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.
I want a mix of the two, satire and real life, and you can't tell them apart. Basically merging TheOnion and NotTheOnion.